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Straw media. Oh God, what's up you guys? I am so grateful to have all of you guys here. Welcome to the first live episode of genuinely Gj. We are so excited. We have a lot of cool topics, a lot of interesting, very interesting topics, very juicy, very juicy. Yeah, I mean interesting. For those of you guys who don't know what genuinely gg is, or are you having watched us or seeing as you can see these clips, I'm gonna let you guys know. Okay, so I was approached by production company Straw hop media. Shout out Straw hat, and they're like, you know, when here's this platform, do whatever the fuck you want with it. You have full creative control. Oh my what the fuck? Like me, my ass. I know I'm so controversial. You know. I'm like, okay, well, that's great. I've been on an amazing show shows the sun set ten fucking hairs. So you guys have seen my crazy shit. You guys have seen that and I'm like, with this podcast, I gotta die deep and show Y'all. You know every part of it, and I didn't want to do it alone. I had to bring my girl, Anita here, Anita's Presian Jewish girl from Ohio couldn't be more different from me, but our morals and foundation is the same. So it makes it interesting because we have a lot of interesting conversations that we like to talk about. Right. Yeah, well, do you want to take a hit? No, yeah, no, no, no, she always makes me smoke and then I become like I can't even speak then. So we're well, I'll come later. I'M gonna wait. I'm hot. I am getting a contact tire right now. Are you guys getting all? Are All getting a contact I? Oh, you have your own. Okay, Oh, you guys will all be stone by the night. I promise you that. please. I'm back here. I can't remember the people. We just like you, guys, really let's get through, like, give me, like. I'd even five more minutes. Oh, you going smooth? I got it. Okay, all right, hold me over for a friend. You're here to shake the fucking table up, you guys. I want to make some noise. I want you to. Guys, keep one thing in mind. With all the guests that I do have here tonight, keep one thing in mind. These are all people who stood out and stood up. They are not afraid to shake the table, to break barriers, and they became very successful because they stood up and stood out and they became controversial people that I thought would be great guests for us. Right. So, should we go into talking about our guests? Are doing it to bring Andy? I think we should bring them. Should bring that. You know her from shawls of sunset. You know she doesn't Ald back. I think we're protesting in front of and not allow our show to ever, you know, be born. But we pushed and we knew that the world needed to see a culture. This is genuinely gg Andy. Thank you for being in Andy Jern I. It was important for us to have people here, many here, who have broken certain barriers in their lives, and you have broken significant barriers in your life because you did something very amazing and you created music, right, and your music is not necessarily liked or appreciated by certain governments. And I don't want to get political. We don't want to get into the politics of it at all. I don't care to get political here,...

...which is cool, I mean, but what I want to know is, what does it take for someone to say, you know what, excuse my language, fuck this, I'm going to do my heart, my passion, my soul, even though there's this lid of society on top of me. But that's exactly what I did. Said, I don't say if you can say here on this stage right right. Well, I tell you. I mean you have to follow your heart, and I was. I was ready to kick some ass and I did regardless. And you're right. Many people said that know, this is not Ko share or you shouldn't do this, but when do we ever listen to those people? And you are the first Iranian, I mean into ever receive a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. Crash, that's he that's huge. Thank you so much. How does it feel to know that you represent for a culture that sometimes puts you down? I always see the glass half full. You know, it's very their corny to say, but it's true. I think first of all, we have to think that Hollywood chamber of Commerce went outside their box and they gave this beautiful opportunity to an Iranian right and Iran is not on the right side side of history with America, at least now, but we're correct in it. Hollywood has always been correct, and you and I were raised outside America and we learned about about American culture through Hollywood movies and now we are a part of it. Yeah, so to me that was yes, yes, that's it. Yes, yeah, and to me that was the great step at Hollywood Chamber of Commerce too. Can I truly appreciate that's amazing. I really appreciate that. I mean a lot of things that I experienced, I would say about ten years ago with my fellow friends that are on Shaws with me, was very similar. We had a lot of people that were against our show coming out and starting. It was mostly the Iranians, which is, you know, the catch. They were protesting in front of City Hall to not allow our show to ever, you know, be born. But we pushed and we pushed and we knew that the world needed to see our culture. Right, we're not, we're not perfect, but this is who we are and we are part of this world. So who is perfect? Right? And look at ten years later, Oh my God, more beautiful. Would we start at this podcast? We wanted to shift things up a little bit and you are legend in your craft and in many other ways you are a legend. What would you suggest or recommend for people out there or even us who are interested in trying to push something that maybe our families, society, teachers, lovers, whatever, are saying, no, don't do that, that doesn't sound like a good idea. Maybe what would you suggest in those situations? Well, you follow your heart. I mean everybody has talent, right, we just have to find the talent and follower heart. Don't listen to anybody. People who love you, they will encourage you, even if you're mistaken, and the only way to learn it is by making mistakes. I made so many mistakes and I'm proud of them because absolutely and went through the exit. Love my mistakes, ha ha ha, I do, I do. It's it's human. It's so human. STRU and a lot of us like you for your mistake. Yeah, did you give yourself...

...boundaries? Did you give yourself a limitation a time? You know what, it didn't work. Now I have to stop. Did you give yourself that? And No, I do what I can. I work hard and I think we all deserve better than what we are. And no, there's no boundaries. A lot of people said, Oh, American market is difficult, Latin market is difficult. I don't care to be the number one. I just want to be there. I just want to be part of it. And Yeah, so I sing in six different I sing in different languages and I don't care if they criticize me. I'm enjoying it. And Yeah, and a lot of people enjoy it with me, and that's that's a great life. Yeah, and you. Thank you so much for doing this. I didn't I didn't even think that you take your time out and come home way down here. I've known you for years and it was a big ask of me to ask you to come here and when you were just so happy about doing it, I don't want to take more of your time. I'm so honored and thank you so much for doing this for us. Thank Anita has okay, so every time we end up show you guys with one of our guests, Anita has a game that she plays and it's a little bit naughty. We're going to be where are king a nice and yes, it's very nice. You know, I might hear from my dad when I get home if I beat up on any so we can't beat up on Aye and Nita. Saw Your girlfriends. Okay, so it's called forgive me, I have sinned, but again, this is very very koshernorring story ord. And did you want to take a hit before she asked? I mean I do. Firstly, I think I would want to do that in front of everybody right now for the first time. We gotta POPs. Okay. Have you ever had a situation or been in a situation that you had to lip sync? Oh, oh, yes, of course. Okay, normal thing. Most of the TV shows are lipsns. So now when people, and I hate oh there, lip syncings like dad, everybody does it. We are no, in live concerts you sing live, but in TV shows it's it's often difficult to do live because of the setup of the TV. Sure so most TV shows, you see. Okay, well, I need I think your question should have been in a concert. Have you ever had to live to hurt? No, never. So when you're dancing and doing your thing, getting tired, you're real. Oh it's always. It's a real good and bad. It's great. You are a very talented man and we all love your music. I mean, if you guys don't know this man, you need to check them out. He's going to be an Australian on tour. I Love Australian. One of my best friends I don't know where she is. She's Australian. Australia is amazing. Thank you so much, Andy, for being there with US tonight. I want you to know I drove three hours and have to be with you. I think I can't get a lot of people. Yes, thank you, what a great close. So Am I am I done? You didn't give me the exit strategy, so I don't know. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we gotta let me get my pen out. Done, Andy. What is the exit strategy? I do it. I've a good idea. Thank you so much for being here. We are grateful. The DJ's going to play a song. Oh Yeah, ready, we'll going to take a quick break, but women come back for you. Do Women expect you to have a big yes, big, having big black Dick is a lot of work.

Like sure, sometimes I don't feel like having big black Dick. How did you guys like? Andy? Yeah, all right, I guess I'll pass it back to the ladies. What do you guys think? Yeah, I think I need a drink and Neia needs to drink. You guys are drink. I want so. Certain things happened. Thank you. Yeah, Spring that you want to get all guests. Thank you. Girlfriend, when Anita gets nervous, some things happened to Anita. We actually both both get somehow affected. I don't get affected in the same way as I you know what happens to you when you get nervous, if you don't mind tell me. Everybody very serious right now. What is this? Is this good? It's really good. It's just totally putting me on a spot right now. Anita, what are you doing when you getders? What happens when you know those? I I have to, I have to go to the bathroom. I get like major, I get the runs, get the US. What happens? In any went back nervous, you got mean and today you want if she wanted to kill my fifty thou times. Today she's like she wanted to kill me. Today, you did, and I was scared of her. I was actually scared of you. Like it was, it was pretty bad. I needed you. You really gets gas, I gas, she burns. BURP. I can't Fart. I'm plugged. I wear a Thong, you know. So I it just it, but I give very like you know. There's just like I burp, and so between you know, her US and my stage. So, thank you, DJ. We've been playing good music. Yeah, thanks, I'm trying. Yeah, so far, so good. Music is an essential thing, especially for my next topic with our guests. Music is a big deal. Music was a big deal for losing my virginity. Who I heard about this topic? That's what we're going to kind of go into. And I heard a little bit about this topic. Bags. They just gotta get a little frisky. But I guess, without without said, let's bring out the next peeps, right, you know. Hello, what's up? Oh, see, y'all look gooder than a motherfucker. Yeah, I didn't know how good y'all look in those see shit, okay, I'll felly. Hello, I know what. Oh my God, I'm feeling this Covid Yawn and now I'm out and I'm here. What y'a? Also, thank you. Can't look out. I mean amazing. Am I correct? Like they are doing the damn thing my a shell. I love you. I like you guys thinking much love me here. I was literally just talking about how important music is to you know, sucks, but particularly I sort of thinking about like losing my virginity, right, and I wanted to talk about the differences and concepts of losing virginity and how everyone's first time was and, Oh, you know, I don't know. Dep Shit, we gotta go there. I'll share mine you. I need are you going to share yours? Maybe depends what you're here. Okay, I think it's might be more interesting than life I live. I rehearsed it. Okay, I rehearsed it for y'all, but no, my first time was I was seventeen. been with a guy since I was fifteen. High School Guy was actually knows severally. She's named anathing know. anyways, so...

...after two years of me being with him, he broke up with me because I was a virgin at I would not have sex with him and I didn't give BJ's. So he was sort I like and mind you, and we got together when we were fifteen. He already had a child. Okay, he already had a choice girl. You Got Jay Bono, whoo. So I was scared and I'm like fuck it, I can't lose this guy. So, you know, what do I do? This? She goes like this, you guys, she goes look red. I can't just go like this. No, she's not about that life. My mouth doesn't open like that. I just had to break. Well, maybe the dicks I've had it been so big that when you small, more so. I don't know about you. Okay, shoutouts all my exes out there. So I got a sexy ass off it. Okay, I drove to his house. I called and I said come downstairs, meet me in the car. I didn't want to come up. I had to some ballad. Okay, gets in the car, had this pencil skirt, high slit. I had this top on. It was guess y'all. Remember Guess Boh, yeah, Oh, yeah. I had the GEE's on the side and I was like get in the car. Somehow we ended up in the passenger seat. I said, I guess, go see. Went Back. I guess my virginity right. I used my foot turn up the music. This is a true fucking start, boy, boy, Su i. So music was a big deal for me and sets likely. I could hear breathing, so wasn't comfortable. And passenger seems very tight. It's very tight. Okay, what so I and it didn't. I didn't bleed. I didn't have any of those weird things. I didn't have like that. So he didn't lob the Cherry. It was nothing. You know that? You were just like this was a waste. Did it hurt? Did it hurt? No, what, boy, wait, the no pop in the Cherry. It didn't hurt. Somebody. My position was uncomfortable. This leg was, I'm sure bobba one against the door was not comfortable. Wait, what kind of car was it? Huh? What kind of car was there? Like you say, like Jay Forbid? No, no, no, yeah, it does different face. Noah, but like, you know what I mean. I was so he was. It was. It was cool, though, but it wasn't a big deal to me, like everyone's like lost your virginity, like what? I didn't. It wasn't, you know, I don't know what. I don't know if that's just me, because I feel like my girlfriends had ceremonies. It's just you. You are. You're like a guy's guy, though. Is it just me? I was like that too. Were you like that? Okay, it's like no, but you are much more like your you have this amazing very just like it is what it is. You know, we just have sex at the car. By leg was like this Bot a bloom Bata big the love. I love my opportunity what was the song? Do you remember what Song you've changed it to? Oh Wow, yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a when you have a lot of shit to talk for a gay man who lost his virginity to a woman, let's talk about the Razzi. Let's talk. How did that go about...

...to day? Yeah, that happened. Tell me about that. So I was going to junior college and there was this aggressive girl that looked very much like m j Oh my God. So she was a big girl. Okay, big girl, bad, like a black Bob, and we were in school and we came back to my house and we were hanging out and she was are you high school? What? Eight? I was eighteen. Okay, yeah, I was eighteen. How old is sheer? Wow, she was the same age. So okay. Well, you considered prude, because where I grew up, if you're eighteen and you didn't have sex already, you were considered prude. No, dude, I was like super shelter. It was not like that. I grew up in the Beverly Hills bubble. My Mom knew where I was like every minute. It was. Yeah, so my parents aren't home, we're at home. She's on me like no woods business, and she was aggressive. She got on top and she, like, you know, handled it. Yeah, she gotta you her on top. Yeah, shebbed it and Shit. Yeah, I don't know. It was my first time. I was surprised it was happening. Know what was happening, not only my God, we've already been through this many times. Sure you had to do some therapy a little bit about that, because, like I mean, if she's the wind blows. Hello. Now, if I close my eyes and you got on it, I would get it would happen like that. Thank you for coming. She was on top. Okay, hold on, I'm not done. Tehran, we're halfway in this wrestles losing his virginity to a woman. I mean, I was surprised it was even happening. She got on top, she mounted like it was a riding Disney last ticket. She got on and it was quick, because I'd never had it. The juices, she says so actions right now. N were you growing up watching straight porn or did you watch gay porn, because what do you know about female juices after the fact? I'm telling you now. She got on and it was like what times you have to taste that side. I understand, and you're feeling that wide very moist in this Oh my God, it is very liquidy and I was and wasn't. was at the last time. You're the last time. Then you're with a woman. Know, I had sex with them, jazz, you come. Yes, of Ho did it take? It was very quick. I it was enjoyable. It was warm and juicy. I mean that's a compliment. That's a compliment, warm and shoo, you know. Yeah, the best part, though, was there was a dig and this is for my Persians, there was a dig of bed inge on. No, there was a Digo bedge and there was a DG of Gorme Sabzi. This bitch grabbed the the Deco Wormsabzi, overturned it in the DG of bed Ende, grabbed a little when like this and killed the whole thing. And I stopped back and I was like this Boucher's Gig St. I mean, so she did me and then...

...she took the Horme Sids I made. Who Doesn't love Horm Sasi, though? You don't, I said, but but it win the same breath. I would like to know what your first time with a man was. Likely he wrman juicy. No, it was more Bill Clinton. It wasn't all that, because you have to remember, I came up built during the s. So it was like pagers Amora on the real world, like, if you remember, dry positive, like you passered, like Real Clinton, Monica Lewinsky. That was like, yeah, what the man? Was it like? Okay, it was just oral. You know. Is it really fun? Okay, was it really sex? I read. Well, yes, it's been yeah, and it's flowing. It's a mouse. The audience is like, we did not come here for gay sex. Can we move on, please? You know what, I came here for gay sex. result. I'M NOT gonna lie our game here to hear this story. Let's get this. This is the good one. This is a good one. It is good. Okay, right, why? Actually, what I want more? I want him to help me a little bit more. The like the just first time and no gay snacks, like. Was it hot and heavy? Was it like a Daniel Steel novel, like what was it like? All, my God, like your Automni it m you wrongs that had a say once after you lost your virginity and you saved your sheets and everything. No, my my story was completely different. Should we go into it. I mean we can. Yeah, this is kind of Cray Cray, but like, I haven't visited this in a long time. You know, however, we could go there. Let's go there. Okay. So picture this. This the League nine, which I love, by the way. Okay, but picture this. Growing up in a house with a very strict mother, three daughters. So she was on my ass and so was the older sister. She was always on my ass, watching every move because, you know, she was already do with the damn thing out there. So she knew. She was like okay, but she was on my ass all was scared, and every time a boy try to talk to me, she came gangster and try to fight them, and then I was like okay. So I really didn't dip in that pool until its leading to sex. Dj and for mom was on her ass, and then a guy got in her ass. Not In the ASS, come not in the ASS. But eventually, you know, when your shows are gay as hell. I mean, not yet. We haven't visited that part yet. However, eventually, you know, I wanted to play, and so I met someone and let me tell you, he was ten years older than I was. It was the best fucking decision I could have ever made. I'm glad I didn't marry him because I didn't want to be a stepmother. No disrespect, but I was young at that. You know time. But it was the hottest fucking Shit I've ever experienced. And let me tell you, just just saying. When you're with someone older, they've lived a very delicious life, right, so they know a little bit more. This is you can learn a hell of Alah. And I never saw the notebook. So and it wasn't like a Daniel Steel novel. It was very hot and heavy, but it wasn't in a car. I'll tell you that. Okay, fifty shades of destiny. There's...

...a lot more chapters. We just can't go there yet today. Oh gg yeah, but I was twenty two. Okay, now the Tatrans out here. There's something that came to mind. So it's we're talking about sex. There's a lot of expectations when it comes to size, and you know, middle Easterns have one thing very similar in common with black people, which is known for large. Right time on, you are best of both worlds. Are I'm the best of both worlds. Listen, once you go Persian. There's no other version. Once you go black, there's no going back. Bitch, I'm both the little do these. He's both. You both. But what does it feel like? Is there an expectation? There's a lot of expectation, because our people expect do for you. Do Women expect you to have a big yes, big, having big black Dick is a lot of work. Like sometimes, sure, sometimes I don't feel like having big black Dick. Sometimes I just said I want a regular Persian Dick. You know what I'm saying. Sometimes, you know, they go in expecting a lot. You know what I'm saying. They're just like, Oh, where's it's like it's like looking at a black guy when he goes play basketball. You're expecting everything to be a dunk. Sometimes I just want to lay it up. You know that's true. Let me make a free throw every now and then. It's a lot of expectation, it's a lot of work. Yeah, but I've been with a lot of black eyes and they're not all bit yeah, I mean that's a real thing. That's true. And there's a there's an Asian guy parallel parking amazing right now. But we understand to say that, oh, we had this conversation. Cancel me anytime. Cancel me anytime. Stop Asian hate. What I'm saying is, let's be honest. Let's be honest, you know, let's be real. There's a reason why there's a BBC porn category. It's a thing. Yeah, it's anything, but I actually it had been with an Asian guy who's just, you know, sure, massive. I'm sure there. I'm sure it is. I'm sure. I think the reputations there. And when you go to have sex with a woman, is it nerve racking if yours is small and it's not up to what they're expecting? I wouldn't know. So listen, here's the thing. Let me help every man in here. Let me help every man in here. Every man in here, your penis is way smaller than you think it is. Okay, let me help you out. Your penis is way smaller than you think it is. Every guys like, yeah, Oh, can you take that literally? A human being comes out of a woman's Vagina. Oh, human being. Every one of US came out of a woman's Vagina at some point. For the most part. Right, you're a small buddy. I know small. No offense, no offense, no, offen, no, then you know, it doesn't help that your girls like like that. Doesn't know. It doesn't know. I'm sure you're amazing. I'm sure they're probably really nice. I'm looking at her, I'm looking at you. She's very beautiful. You're probably very rich. I get it, bro Be, you don't worry about it. Enjoy life. You know what I'm saying. DAP It up, an ISA, rather you have a big package. How do you know? How do you know you're gay? But he did. I'm alone to log yeah, right, you've seen his? No, no, I haven't seen it without clothes on. It's a Prin there's been Dere pray ap to vary there and big prayers. I've seen a lot. I mean, is that fact different because you've had sex with women? Is there a different expectation with gay guys and women? No, Gay guys are women are exactly the same. If you if you don't have what you need to have, they look at you Latin. He ain't shit like all like talking abouts their friends. I did you. Yeah, I...

...had him. He came real quick. He's to yeah, exactly the same. Gay Guys are much more into Dick size. I feeled in women. Yeah, what are you talking about? Everyone, when they're done with whoever it is that they fell in love with the first time, the next time the like I'm getting a big Dick. Didn't Indie as Erica, and she was like, I'm looking for a big Dick. I'm like, Bitch, you need to find another old man with the money to cover that deck. But she did. Destiny. Would you stay with a guy regardless of the size? Oh my God, yeah, destiny. I mean it depends on the circumstances. What are the circumstances to stay with a very same, very rich, rich, really rich. I thought she said. I thought she was gonna say good nominal. My gud's guys are I might overlook that other her department. No one has better Dick than guys with bad credit. Let me help you out, poor guys. That shit will get you fucked up. Poor guys have the best Dick on the planet. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, stay away, for they don't need good credit, because that white bitch is gonna get by them. House Ninety eight Fi once a bogus ninety a fiance. All right, I want to hear from the Persian Jewish Gore, from Ohio. Yes, does Dick size matter for your vagina? I'm still a virgin. Okay, now, so I think Dick Seize is very important, and I have definitely not gone out of you know, looked at the microphone with Yeah, hungry microphones for the second time today. We will have we have stuffactage for you. Actually, don't worry. Dick Siye is very important, okay, and the only time you could potentially give someone a free pass is the size of their wallet. A hundred percent. O. Shit, wait for good with her hand. Let's this bitch, but boy, she knows. What's that? Hi, find cheered. Sometimes you can overlook it'll not take the fucking micro. I would not be able to deal with the micro. What are you gonna do? I mean there are a lot of you know, I worry's out there, my friend. Wouldn't be fair where. I mean, that just wouldn't be fair. That would be like a punishment. You won't die, but really by baby like, like what's on micro? What's a micro? There's a scientific definition for this, you know, right, like it's not ours. But they look all like a warp on in the Google. You Google it, the micro looks like a wark with post. Oh, I will die. Are you kidding me? First of all, I would look and run. Then looks like a warts. Are you see of the past? I want to do am this. I don't have much money. You have. I want to do micro but no, I don't ever do. I'm like, what about a three inchuer? Oh, they hadn't got so much pressure when it comes to their peod be with the three inchure. If he was a billionaire billionaire, oh my God, I could kill I would be with a three inch billionaire. Billionaire, billionaire, Nana shop me Quina. I'm billionaire. Hey Man, billionaire's a different what you just said. All remember, because you know, you never know, I might introduce you a billionaire, like millionaire, okay, but billion billionaire. By O. my sperm at Oprah, like I do you understand? I my dream to get her pregnant. My Life. I think it's done. Listen, was already done. Lap clud off it. Listen, destiny. Let me let me explain our bye bye. I live in West Hollywood. Okay, I live in West Hollywood. Everyone in my buildings gay and honestly, I'm one more rate rent late do payment from sucking Dick. My Damn Tho, like we're damn live...

...an amazing life. Look at resent result. Looks Amazing. Gay People have it great. Look at how good he looks and made it looks amazing. Shaw Lock, he looks amazing. You see the other guys like Resu looks amazing. That's what big dicks look like. Yeah, I look good. I'm amazing, you know. Oh my God. All right, on another question I want to ask you, guys. It's about porn. Oh Shit, Oh shit. We all all watched porn. We've all seen it. I don't know, doesn't do anything for me personally, but growing up, when you were younger, guys, gross, did porn fuck shit up as far as EGO and confidence? Like? Did you think you had to fuck like those people are that your Dick was I made it kind of help, sir. It helped. It was like training your hard what was she doing like that anyway? The one thing that I always wanted to know was why the women went like that. Can't you gotta Pat the push? You got a wiggle and path, path and said about Ron getting about. What is up with? Is Female ejaculation a thing, or is it PP actually, that's a great question, because I just spreaded article three days ago. That's something popped up on Google news and it's not peepy. It's not. It is not peepy because if I were with a woman who did that. But why are we bun about some now she was with us, someone else that did do that to her, I would feel some sort like I'd be like, I don't know. I mean why hold on, hold on again, as a game. That's why are you watching straight horn with yellow come. I mean straight men watch lesbian porn all the time. Do what you do. Leave, you don't allowed anymore. I have to pick a team and stay with us. He's loyal. No, I like to peruse, I like to stay. Like you know, I have my straight friends. He one of them is into pregnant women. Oh Bang, pregnant women are really hot. And I'm like, is there pregnantly be porn? And yes, Oh my God, Lord Jesus, I feel like, Oh my God, we go aheaded about this conversation. It can go on and on and on, but we really have a really fun night still in store. But thank you guys so much. And before I let you guys leave, Anita has to have a piece of you with her game. Okay, no, we got a game. We got this wee. Yeah, they put together. That's really bomb asking. That great. But okay, guys, if you were to go back in time and you guys were still virgins and you had to pick a celebrity to lose your vote, I already know. I really know. Good. Everybody should back when that's okay, he's around, that's okay, Whoopi Goldberg. Okay, and she's a billiard aire. It's not that. I mean, first of all, how amazing is that story? Like, Oh, who'd you lose your Virginia too? Son Asberg, whooping, like you know this. That the whole story. That's an amazing story. Every time you watch the book view you're like, I hit that. You know the rest. That's not that, middler, who be but is good. So you're gonna fuck up me and throw your spermit, opra, whoopee Guy Goldburn. She's amazing. I love her. Amazing Love Sister Act to okay, honestly, the main, main dude, then and now, Keanu reefs, what's up? Where you at? You didn't get you much...

...laugh as I did. I wasn't looking for love, I was looking like okay, Yoo Reeves is a good guy, but he doesn't look like he'd be amazing in bed. He res is Google here. I just haven't he's I just love. I love are you're googling one thousand, nine hundred and seventy year big. I was like you pick, are you cooling? Res? If you say Freddy Mercury, you get a million points. Fuck all, y'all. WHO. WHO WOULD IT BE? Who? I forget his name, but he was in this. He was friends with Madonna. He was hot, like, I don't know what the Huh Shan had Anna. No, like, I don't know, Sharon. Do you know George My earls everything? Was it George Michael? No, he was hot too back then. Yeah, ore. Wait, what was that? Boy To hurt Yo. By the way, everyone's shouting out George Michael, boy, George. You're all racist. I don't know how to there's something they're being this was by would a resident, like it could be anybody, res a whuelle idol. I want to say, like saying I would love if he said shot him, shot at it. That would be oh my God, Oh my God, rest is gonna think I you all seen my husband. It's definitely not gonna shot up shop. It was like the date. Nothing. No, but I want to know what to shout him, shop at him. No, here, got great hair. To know he's good, he's Golden. Yeah, I know, Nita. WHOO who. So I was twenty three when I lost my virginity. I got to do the math. I'M gonna see Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise, dude, he was fucking flying his own. This is before. I sounds like a micro and you're like more interest taller than Tom Cruise. True, Oh my God, it would be mission impossible. Do you under okay, Tom Cruise man, come on, okay, come on, top gun, I see it. You see the tall the ray band. He's okay, okay, all right, I would have had sex with Tupac. I mean, come on, the yeah, bet right, my the guy. I love my babies to look like tupacs are. I mean, yeah, I was, yeah, Fug Life, Yo. Instead of Brenda had a baby, it would be gg had a baby. You guys. Thank you so much for being we're going to take a quick break, but when we come back, do you feel uncomfortable by if I literally finger bank you all like a tire right out? I like literally feel it. Oh Yeah, Oh yeah, right there. Okay, so we were doing an interview for another podcast called confessor mess, amazing podcast. At the end of their podcast they always asked our guests a question for you to confess something. You never confessed. I did my confession. It was whatever. I thought it was cooled until this one confessed her oh yeah, who do you want to light it? I've never let now you, guys, I have. You guys are going to understand why I have to like this for her at all. Yeah, she always makes me like peer pressure, man my old age, I get Piss is the best type of peer pressure. So Anita admitted that she had just recently this year. This is just happened. For the first time ever, masturbated. So I thought I did. You know. I have hearing your shaking. He Dj...

...cash, for supporting me, hearing a share in that. I'm embarrassed about this to my sisters out there, and this was like, ha ha, you should apologize that you've never masturbated before this year, I should apologize. Yes, I am apologized, I'm embarrassed, but wait a minute, and you know why didn't you masturbate? Please tell the people. Would you want to hit that? No, hit it. Did you? You show you what you he got out. I did, I did other people. So there's multiple reasons, but and they don't make sense. Nothing makes sense in my life. But one of them is is that I just felt like it was it was doing something wrong. And there's like spirits and different P yeah, you agreet so Sara out there like I don't want to disc oh my God God, like I got some fan. Yes, you're part of the seventh. There's seventy three percent of people, one of the statistics, seventy three percent that do and the US don't. So there is a pretty good number of US adult center lying that they don't do it. Okay. So anyways, there's spirits. There's a spirits out there now. They watch you when, apparently, when you masturbaby, but not when you're having sex, I guess, but I know. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense, right. Why don't they watch you when you suck? Didn't know, I just it's just they just turn their heads on certain times. They're like where you're doing it from somebody else. Hold on, I'm going to close my eyes. But when you're by yourself. So it's just respect. So out of respect I felt weird and it was like a wrong thing to do. And also that the idea of you have to like get up at OCD. It's like, okay, we're great, we're done, I have to get up now, wash my hands and then come back and it's just oh, because everything it was just just. It's too much effort, unless you use toys, which I didn't do that. So have you ever used a toy on yourself while you're with a partner? Yes, you, yes, I have. Will you? Yes, use just your hands or whatever. We just with a partner. You won't do by yourself. But you why? Myself? I will not do it. Yes, with a partner and I'm freaky in the sheets and I'm fun and whatever, but then when it's just me by myself, I'm I'm, you know me, the good girl that doesn't masturbate. So have you done it a bunch more since you realize that this is a cool thing in the spirits come after you? I have not. I have not had time, time and the energy and I just I have not. But I'm hoping maybe after after what tonight, but your encouragement maybe tonight. Yeah, maybe, maybe, after all the sex talk and everybody sucks talk and all the weed. Oh my God, cj single, ha ha ha. I mean, Hey, maybe he's like eighty years older. I don't know. There's got a lot of money. You need a lot of money for whatever size did I'm not with that face. Know, with that face, I can use his hands. We're so after I realized that this is actually Anita doesn't lie. She's as honest as it gets. So when she told me this, I got really sad. I got sad for my friends, you know. I'm like, Oh my God, you've been missing out on the walls of stuff. My ex boyfriend Dennis is you know. He's been in the business, the sex industry, stop, not personally, it business side of it, for many, many years. And I'm like, you know what done us? I'm going to need you to be not just our guest, but I'm going to need you to bring a box of stuff, because we're gonna have to teach a nita how do you use certain stuff on herself without a partner. And maybe you guys are going to land. I'm not going to actually do it tonight. Are you ready to talk about masturbation. Hi, Dennis Yo, thank you for coming what at early, making a lot of people come in the the world, ha ha ha. Thank you for bringing this big boxes stuff. What...

...do you think about Anita saying that she's never masturbated before, ever in her life, and sold this here? You think that's would you beat? Would you be comfortable being with a woman that has not enjoyed or learned how to enjoy herself? First of all, I know need assist is here, but, ha ha ha, I think it's tragic. But I I will tell you is that I think Anita is dirty in the bed. Onezero percent. And I want to bring up something. Sorry to bring this up. Oh my God, what you were talking about? The runs are you had you get that? So is this true that you've never taken a shit outside of your house in your whole life? Okay, cock, you remember that conversation? I totally remember's why I brought it up. I can't believe it. I said she's very OCD, I'm very OCD. So may yeah, have to really like just go. You just don't go. What do you? I don't know, but if I have to do that, then I put like fifteen layers of toilet paper and then I put the actual ones that they have in the bathrooms and I layer it up and then I do it. You sweat. I hate has a squat if I have to, but if it's the other nervousness thing that would hit me, it would have to sit. Did this when you were having the bread boys. I will never do you anything ever. Are you get not a need to take in shits when you carry this box of toys? And I was sitting out there listen and if she has to shit? And that's so funny that you've brought that up and you remembered that conversation. I remember now. Okay, well, let's take about that. I go out of the ASS you. I know you have some stuff in here that can potentially go inside. Yes, okay, and other another and other stuff. So let's talk about that. I need I would love for you. I've already peeked into it. You, Anita, doesn't know what's going on inside this box. I peeked in. I know it's in here. Anita, I would like for you to take things out and me and now put them on display. For everybody. Just yeah, let's use but you've picked these up for me. This is all specials. Okay, okay, this is three hearts gem anal plug set. Do you know what you do with these, Anita? Yeah, they going. What did you do with this? This goes in your ass. Would you do this? I don't maybe not this one. I mean when by myself just stick in my ass, like like ass ass. Ask The guy who manufactures it out of these work done? I like something that like the guy comes up to me and sticks into my ass or I like I don't get it. Why would I want to masturbate with this in my ass? Well, first of all, it's got a nice little like diamond outside of it. sortally pretty. It's but what if it all gets sucked up and she's fucked up really and it does it actually, but I can I see what it looks like. Looks really what if it all goes up like I'm sure the hospital has seen cases like that. Right. Well, you know she won't shit it out, because you don't Shit Shit. It's pretty. Oh okay, okay, what's next, Anita? Oh my gosh, okay, I don't know, but it doesn't librate just to Oh, I wanted to show you this one because I think that this is great for when you're by yourself. Very Nice, a g spot dildo, very nice. Okay, Anita, do you know what a g spot d'alsi do you know what a g spot Dildo does? Take this, I'm assuming it finds your g spot. Do you know where your g spot is, because most women do not. Most men. Where's what? Let me ask you this. who was the person that figured out your g spot? HMM, she's a fucking bitch, because she knows. He's sitting right here on stage. Fucking God.

Oh Shit, turn around, bitch, fuck you up. Wow, listen, a lot of people don't know where their g spot is. How did you learn where women's g spot watch porn, you know, I watched one porn my whole life and I've been in the business twenty four years. Jesus. So, actually, they did a studies like millenniums. Now, like more kids are jerking off twice a week. That you just between one thousand eight hundred and twenty four. But most people prefer a toy over lingerie Luba porn. So like ninety six percent of people preferred toys over last time? Why don't you want? Why are you so what? How did you learn about a g spot? Practice? But, but how did you know the practice? A little? No, literally, do you guys know where your g spot is? It's not your cutters. She knows the hand crickets. Okay, we're there. It's about an inch and a two inches in. You know, it's either our upwards down. You gotta do. You know y'all already. I see, I free. Have attention. Everyone's getting quiet as fuck. ha ha ha ha e's dead. Oh my God, I need it. Can you open my favorite one? Right there? They're so the one. This is number fifteen on it. Yeah, take that big thing. Wait, hold on, I didn't think I was going to be able to follow gay sex and Big Black Dick, but this, this is gonna do it. Dead, there's more. Oh my God, I don't make this to so you know I'll commit this one. I don't make just like you know that's not mine. Where's Tehran on? Seriously, what do you supposed to what? What do you women masturbate to? This that actually suction cups. So like, if you're in the shower and you're a girl and just want to like back it up on it. Well, I do understand. This is real. This is like it's not real, I mean and it's fake, but yeah, you do. Like Jesus. How come it's not black, though? Right, I said, how come I sloll black? That's it's bigger than mine. Yes, definitely really like that's she's a pro. So you actually sell those? That that I don't that. I just brought you you guys, but I don't understand like why it's even in the market, like how can someone even physically like people buy those things. People buy those another one of the top sellers. It's not my cellar. I just brought it for you, guys. I don't know. I don't get it. Okay, all right. Well, let me ask you this. I'm serious. Deny those girls want it back there, right there. They want to take it home. And is if you were to walk into a woman's house and you were about to get into me with her her bathroom doors cracked open. You see in the shower she's got this thing suctioned in there. You look down, you look back in the shower. Do you? What? Do you? What the fuck? I gotta better be good at eating pussy, ha ha ha U. I see that thing. Yeah, what's this? This is really f Amen. So that that's a pretty wise. It's pretty I think. I like the like this one. Hold on, Nina. These these okay, so this was my first time ever seeing these. It's do you guys know what these are? Do you guys? By the way? So let me show you. My God, you guys, this. I swear. This is this way to say, but you gotta let me explain it before you see. Take it out.

Very for another. Nita. You want to Needa. Here's Nina and needs to open. This happen? Dj You want to Needa. So this is her actual vagina. So most people don't know this. So, like women. Why did you bring this for me? I don't understand. That's not for you. Oh it's ribbed in stuff in here, you guys. It's I got like veins and stuff. Oh, Oh, wait a minute, is that what if you you want is too good. We got a lot of Nina and this box. Oh my God, love. Go. Okay, this is Nina, girl, this is Nina. I found my God, Nina, Nina, Nina, thea here. I thank you for having me of my vagina. I love listen. I you love of vachina. I got it, I got it and I I got you. I got you, girl, is it? Do you feel uncomfortable if if I literally fingerbank you while I talk to yours are like a try it right now. I like literally feel it. Oh my God, yeah, Oh, yeah, right there. Oh, yes, yes, thank you, but that's what you do for people. What's up? That's what you do for people. You do that you know that you're giving them pleasure. Of course, I'm like, you know, like I'm doing my civil services. You know, this is just amazing. Don't. How do you like it? I guess there's got to be some sort of the psychological affect on anyone when you know that so many people out there find pleasure from either watching you or buying your products and stuff like this, and they rely on you. So, Oh my God, right, I vagina feels kind of shape. Realize I'm having like a lot of fun with your vagina over there. We lost their attention. Then see the heather having a lot of fun. They rely on Youtube for pleasure. Does that? Does it in any way feel more motivating or more like you get more embarrassed, are you not? Don't baseball it. Don't baseball it. She wants my vagina over there in the leopards. I'm so sorry. Get that a job. Good. She feels really good. She does. How does my vagina feel? Hey, how does it feel? Tell me does it feel? Tell me detail. How does it feel? Yeahs as I feel when it like wraps around your finger, really snug, I think it feels amazing. I didn't know then life, because I've really had my fingers inside of myself. I don't I tied your fingers inside. I'm I'm not. I've always been strictly dickly, no offense to anyone else, but I've never put my fingers in anyone else's vagina to know that it. I'm normal. I'm not normal. Yeah, you know, but you felt in a getaways, like we had some of their pathways. I think. I don't know, I don't know. Maybe some people out that can tell you. Oh my God, like vachina sisters. Oh my God. But how does it feel? Is it? Is it an ego boost? It is kind of ego boost. It is really, and it's also like helps, like when I'm really tired of find the morning to drag my boyfriend over there. Want to beg me. I just hand them my...

...pussy and I'm like cargo, babysleep so he doesn't get funded. Your man, baby have you? There's like a pussy missing on the box, baby, just take my pussy out the box. I know you took it. Took it. That's amazing. I you know, I don't find anything about this wrong. I find it wrong that people deny this conversation. I find it wrong that people don't want to talk about it publicly, because we are all engaging in some sort of sexual pleasure, unless you're a Nita someth you know, not myself, trouble. You're all doing that. So I actually commend you for being that type of a woman that's not afraid to say hey, you know what, you guys want some really good feeling pussy, like let me give you that, because you're offering happiness to certain people, and here people can have different labels to what happiness is that you are contributing to that, as long as you're not doing any harm, which you're not, unless the dickstays really hard. Well, really hard to make actually is really uncomfortable to make. I mean special the ass when he like put the putty up my ass and then it got hard and I felt like maybe I didn't put the party on Ashe came, acialist come, had a specialist come, and it's kind of like, you know, we take like dental impressions and firsts like all soft and squashy and warm, and then all of a sudden it's hard and cold and really fucking uncomfortable. How many hours is a take? How long was it there? Three hours, three hours, just like three hours less. This like really cold, hard tart and my asshole time like that. The reason why, the reason why people make these is because, let's just say, you know a girl that they're like, oh, I had the same toy for years. It's my favorite, this Hataschi Wan that's rechargeable. It's like, you have the same toy for years, it's you like a horrible customer. For me, like it's useless if you have the same toy for years. So when guys jerk off, my guys jerk off once a week. They jerk off in this thing once twice and then they throw it out and every week they have to buy a new one. Yeah, so for me, I don't even make female toys anymore. I make toys for guys, because there's no sense in making a toy that you're going to have for three year or horrible customer from Right. And most girls have their same toy that they're comfortable with and they don't want to change and it's rechargeable. There's a five year warranty. So for me it's bad for business, but it's like a relationship. A lot of you here, you guys Don's company, Pink Pussycat. We have a lot of gifts. We're going to start throwing them out. We are amazing. Many vibrators, ladies, you guys are going to need these. I love them, just going to toss them now. Um, grow. Nina and Dennis, you guys. Think. You both so much for being on the stage with us. When this conversation started, there were motherfucking crickets on the fucking audience. Let that be no now. It was just an episode of magic mic or something. I swear to right. That was amazing. You guys. That's what it's about. You shouldn't be ashamed or embarrassly aside to talk about certain things. That's what we do. We just talk about shit the people are afraid of. WHO gives a fuck? Be You fucking JERKOFF. Masturbate a NITA? Yes, yes, Master Day, I will masturbate. Yeah, every day. I got. He saved a plug for myself, so we're good. Yeah, so what? Yes, my body is my temple. I'd did. I agree. I feel like if you don't know yourself, how do you you know I get to be I agree, security. So that's the problem. We having securities and lots to hold her forerent ever episode. Oh my God, you guys. I was an amazing, amazing time. I had an amazing time. Did you have an amazing high time? Thank you, guys. Thank you. ME, not guy. We talked about losing your virginity and sects and Dick size and masterbating and just being a start. I did, and I love how the energy was so good. Right, it's great. Thank you to everybody on this wall. That me tonight really what it is. Everyone is so nice to contribute, everyone that came out here. I appreciate it. I am going to be donating my poor seeds from tonight all to charity, so I really appreciate you guys coming out today. It needs a lot to me. So thank you very very much and I don't know I hope I see you guys outside for a little puff,...

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